November 7, 2009

In-n-Out Burger should be very scared of Five Guys.

November 5, 2009

Mayonnaise can remove tree sap from a car’s exterior.

September 21, 2009

If you’re not a college kid, Plattsburgh New York is a depressing shit-hole.

In Montreal, alcohol is extortionistically expensive, but marijuana is really cheap. Also, Montreal marijuana is really good, allegedly.

September 18, 2009

When driving through customs on the I-87 to enter Canada, do not take the left lane.

The Long Island Railroad Port Washington line has a top speed of 40 MPH.

You can’t “make it rain” in the upper deck of Yankee Stadium without getting yelled at by ushers.

September 17, 2009

The new Yankee Stadium is beautiful. But it still doesn’t replace the original.

September 16, 2009

The Marlboro miles program was discontinued in September 2006.

September 12, 2009

The Living Things have the stupidest lyrics of all time.

September 11, 2009

The service road is always slower than via highway. Always.

This is just a test

I am BACK! And now I’m on Twitter, so yeah

February 12, 2009

200 years ago today

Abraham Lincoln and Charles Darwin share the same birthday (same day, same year).

February 11, 2009

Soup

If you wanna have some soup, but you’re out of clean spoons and don’t feel like washing spoons, you can use a 1/4 cup measuring utensil.